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Patrushka's Poppies

Patrushka's poppies must be shown at least once a summer.

 

 

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist so they put up a sign reading : Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones : Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.

Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it.

 

Patrushka's Poppies

Patrushka's poppies must be shown at least once a summer.

 

 

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist so they put up a sign reading : Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones : Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.

Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it.

 

comments (14)

  • Martine
  • France
  • 16 Aug 2016, 02:33
Très jolie fleur, on dirait qu'elle est toute chiffonnée.
Lovely image of this pink poppy... lol at the drs...
  • Chris
  • England
  • 16 Aug 2016, 06:31
As frilly as a cancan girl's undergarments..
Your best friends do have a great sense of humour Mary!
This flower is lovely BTW.
A lovely tale to accompany your pink flower today Mary.
  • Philine
  • Germany
  • 16 Aug 2016, 10:33
I enjoyed reading your funny text! And I love your flower image!
What lovely poppies.
Love the story! And the flower is just beautiful
  • Alan
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 16 Aug 2016, 14:22
and very frilly. Such glorious colour. I liked your story very much.
  • Lisl
  • Bath, England
  • 16 Aug 2016, 18:14
That is priceless, Mary - thank you for the laugh. It is very clever, and I love your poppy, by the way
Love both!
Oh yes! And how beautiful this is! LOVE the joke!!! smile
i had a good laugh on this. and a great shot, Mary
I like long, freeform jokes...

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