Purrl always looks innocent.
The best one in a while:
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I’m fine, really..”
“What about that eye patch?” “Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”
“Well, It was my first day with the hook.”
Update on mallards:
I saw a fox twice yesterday, the first time running directly across the yard and headed straight for the nest. I surprised it opening my door and it ran away. A friend dropped by and she saw one from my kitchen window heading the same way. Again, opening the door made it run away. An hour later I left to attend a wake and when I returned within an hour, the nest was empty. I hope it did not get Mrs Mallard too.
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